I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.

In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.

I feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.