Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

I'm of an age when if I started to do eulogies, I'd be doing nothing else. You don't want to be remembered? I don't want them to be told to remember me.

Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.

I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.