Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.

God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.