Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep
Garrison KeillorSometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.
Garrison KeillorSecret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.
Garrison Keillor