We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?