It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.