Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.