Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just seven years old in 1974. It was a tiny organization in which a lot of things got started simply because there was all this time to fill. If you wanted to do an hour on Lithuanian folk dancing, you probably could have done it.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.