I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.

Majestic doesn't appeal to us. We [Americans] like the Grand Canyon better with Clarence and Arlene parked in front of it, smiling.

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

I feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.