I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part of a well-rounded life, including a daily regimen of rigorous physical exercise, rewarding personal relationships, and sensible low-fat diet. A book should not be used a as a substitute or an excuse.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.