I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.