Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.
Garrison Keillor... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.
Garrison KeillorSex is not a mechanical act that fails for lack of technique, and it is not a performance by the male for the audience of the female; it is a continuum of attraction that extends from the simplest conversation and the most innocent touching through the act of coitus.
Garrison KeillorI thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just seven years old in 1974. It was a tiny organization in which a lot of things got started simply because there was all this time to fill. If you wanted to do an hour on Lithuanian folk dancing, you probably could have done it.
Garrison Keillor