Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

Sex is not a mechanical act that fails for lack of technique, and it is not a performance by the male for the audience of the female; it is a continuum of attraction that extends from the simplest conversation and the most innocent touching through the act of coitus.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.

I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.