... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
Garrison KeillorThere is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
Garrison KeillorAmerica of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.
Garrison KeillorA person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up on her own two legs and walk. Get off the bus and go get on another. Climb out of the ditch and cross the road. Find the road that s where you want to go. ... The only sermon that counts is the one that is formed by our actions. She would quit drinking and thereby show Kyle life is what you make it. A person can grab hold of her life and change things for the better. This happens all the time. We are not chips of wood drifting down the stream of time. We have oars.
Garrison Keillor