People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.
That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
When in doubt, look intelligent.
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.