You don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.
Garrison KeillorJesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
Garrison KeillorJust because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon
Garrison KeillorEnough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.
Garrison Keillor