Majestic doesn't appeal to us. We [Americans] like the Grand Canyon better with Clarence and Arlene parked in front of it, smiling.

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

I feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.