Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at perspective.

The poor are the only ones who suffer. And they're used to it.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.