Sometimes in order to make progress and move ahead, you have to stand up and do the wrong thing.

I am always fascinated by India.

For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists... If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.

I've had meetings with Fidel Castro. I've had meetings with Kim Il-Sung. I've had meetings with other dictators. I've met with the Butcher of Beijing. You know, I think it's important to hear, you know, each other's perspective.

Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that will be yet, but there will be one.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

Patriots don't let their nation default.