Do you know what chaos stands for? C-H-A-O-S stands for Critical Hate And Overwhelming Stupidity.

You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Music and acting are the same thing: you must understand that art is only the search, not the final form.

I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.

Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.

Acting is a trick word invented in the festival of Dionysus, before Christ, in Greece at a fertility festival. That's where theatre came from: a fertility festival. No women were allowed. All the men played all the parts.

Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.