My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.

Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect the unexpected.

It's a very strange silence that I'm living in right now. It's a silence that has a lot of activity and noise in it from a zone that I don't live in on this earth.

Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.