You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'

It's easy .... it's a mind that is open to everything, yet attaches to nothing ... it's called freedom that's what it is, plain and simple!

You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'