Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

Do you know what chaos stands for? C-H-A-O-S stands for Critical Hate And Overwhelming Stupidity.

I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.

Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!