I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.

I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy, and I don't even have a worst enemy.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.