I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.
Gary ColemanI try to make fun of myself and let people know that I๏ฟฝm a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I๏ฟฝm not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn๏ฟฝt exist.
Gary ColemanI don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.
Gary Coleman