I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.
Gary ColemanMy slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.
Gary Coleman