My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.

I try to understand people who aren't as smart as me and not be hateful.

I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.