My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.

I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I read Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Reader's Digest... I read some responsible journalism, and from that, I form my own opinions. I also happen to be intelligent, and I question everything.

I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.

Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.