My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.

I can't sit back and swallow stuff. I live in a time and place, and in a country on earth where you're not supposed to swallow it. People just gave up.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.