There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.
The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community.
In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.
Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.
One nice thing about silence is that it can't be repeated.