There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

No mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.

In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.

The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community.

Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.