There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

No mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

People all say that I've had a bad break. But today... today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.

Having to work hard never had any real appeal for me, and that may have some connection with me being in the movies.