One man who saw through his own eyes and thought with his own brain. Such men may be rare, they may be unknown, but they move the world.

People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American.

The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community.

Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

One nice thing about silence is that it can't be repeated.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.