He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude."
Gary LarsonOf course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.
Gary LarsonThe Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary LarsonYou always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.
Gary Larson