Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

I don't read cartoons because I think for the most part the comics don't have an interest for me. There's just nothing there these days that makes me want to go seek them out. I'm not trying to say my work wouldn't have sparked that same reaction from somebody else. There's just nothing there for me personally.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.