We're people of the Orient. We know everything. And what we don't know, we can sense.
Gary ShteyngartForget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you deserve immortality.
Gary ShteyngartI love Paul Giamatti - God, that man is like a walking Chekhov. His connection to humanity is unbelievable, and those feelings of low self-esteem - the way that all comes together on the screen? Delicious.
Gary ShteyngartI always think that good writers should be growing up on the brink of death - it really lets them see mortality very clearly.
Gary Shteyngart