One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.