One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.