I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are bored, and they're just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.