I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.