"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.
Gavin McInnesI've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are bored, and they're just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable.
Gavin McInnesOnce I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, "Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world." And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.
Gavin McInnesIf something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!
Gavin McInnesI don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.
Gavin McInnesI find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.
Gavin McInnesI'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.
Gavin McInnesOnce anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
Gavin McInnesI started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.
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