Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Do for yourself or do without.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.