I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.
Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes
There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.