There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Do for yourself or do without.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes