Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Do for yourself or do without.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.