Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

Do for yourself or do without.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes