There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

There is indeed no such thing in life as absolute darkness; one's eyes revolt and hasten to fill the vacuum by floating in sparks, dream patterns, figures whimsical and figures grotesque, shifting and clad in complementary colors, to appease the indignant cups and rods of the retina.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.