A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

There is indeed no such thing in life as absolute darkness; one's eyes revolt and hasten to fill the vacuum by floating in sparks, dream patterns, figures whimsical and figures grotesque, shifting and clad in complementary colors, to appease the indignant cups and rods of the retina.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.