Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

To take the world as one finds it

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!