Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

Every person has some splendid traits and if we confine our contacts so as to bring those traits into action, there is no need of ever being bored or irritated or indignant.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"