The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

Style is doing things not in any way but in the best way.

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.