Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

There is indeed no such thing in life as absolute darkness; one's eyes revolt and hasten to fill the vacuum by floating in sparks, dream patterns, figures whimsical and figures grotesque, shifting and clad in complementary colors, to appease the indignant cups and rods of the retina.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

It is in the blood of genius to love play for its own sake, and whether one uses one's skill on thrones or women, swords or pens, gold or fame, the game's the thing.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!