Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

As the dog becomes thoroughbred in the laws of clan and caste; obedient, fraternal and loyal; so is the man who accepts the gentleman's code.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason

To take the world as one finds it