Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

The temptation to vivify the tale and make it walk abroad on its own legs is hard to deny.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.