Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

To take the world as one finds it

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.