Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

If you wish to be positive, which means youthful, never speak of the past any more than you can help.

In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.