You are the woman of my heart. The one I have been awaiting the whole of my life, though I didn't know it until I spied you. there isn't one thing that makes you special to me, but all things.

If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.

I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.

You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly. "Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

My demon's a girl? Gideon said, astonished.

Life's too short to pretend and play games like that. I want to spend my time hanging out with people who make me feel good about myself. People who make me happy.