I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

It is no disgrace to rest a bit.