I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

A book is never finished; it's abandoned.

Why may not the Bible and especially the New Testament be read and taught as a divine revelation in school? Where else can the purest principles of morality be learned so clearly or so perfectly as from the New Testament?

An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.