Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

Men are not against you, they are merely for themselves.

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.