Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

If they haven't heard it before it's original.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day.

Every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and San Francisco