What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.
Men are not against you, they are merely for themselves.
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.