Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
Men are not against you, they are merely for themselves.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.
A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.