Play him, fine him, and play him again.
Most one-run games are lost, not won.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
Baseball and malaria keep coming back.
The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.