I have an amazing ability to forget.

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

Play him, fine him, and play him again.

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!